While watching the premiere of Sinbad’s latest comedy routine on Comedy Central with the fam, an E-harmony commercial aired. The following is the conversation that ensued following a revelation that my sis had a profile on the site.

Me: *yelling from the couch in living room* Hey Beth, they just showed a black couple. Maybe you should update your profile.

Beth: I know right? *walks in living room* I need to get on that ASAP.

Pops: *Gives Beth Side-eye of Death* You on E-harmony?!

Beth: Huh? What you mean?

Pops: Huh, my ass. I said, ‘You on E-harmony?’

Beth: Dad, I got one of those trial thangs. It’s one time only.

Mom: Yeah, one time…until you end up like that Lacey-Natalie girl.

Me: Who?! Lacey Petersen, Ma?

Mom: Yeah, her.

Me: Umm… she was killed by her husband.

Mom: Naw, the Duggar Girl…the one with the kids.

Me: Ma, she was KIDNAPPED by a PREDATOR at 13. Her name is Jacy.

Mom: Oh, yeah that’s right. My ‘bag’

Pops: *Interrupts Ma* But, Beth…Did you take a pic of your feet?

Beth: My Feet? Why Dad?

Pops: We can’t have too many ‘Boomerangs’ around here. Fella got to know what he getting into!

Beth: What you Trying to Say, Dad? My feet ain’t Baaaaaaad.

Pops: I’m just saying. He GOT to know!

MORAL OF THE STORY: Let him know what he getting into.

Thanks Pops.